by Alison

vampire fangs welcome 07How great are these teeth?

For about 40 bucks you too can have these hideous teeth, or another version that is just as scary and ugly. They are made by a company called Dental Distortions, and you can order them online at http://www.dentaldistortions.com/index.php

They are custom fit by you at home, and the reviews are very positive.

Sure, I could have these made here in the dental office, but it would take a long time, and be very labor intensive. In terms of time and effort it would take a lot more than $40.00. We could certainly never make them for profit, and why re-invent the wheel? These guys have streamlined the process, and made gruesome teeth available to everyone. I’m already thinking of my Halloween costume.

hollywoodteeth template

It stands to reason that if they can make ugly teeth they can make pretty teeth too. How cool is that? Now I think it’s very sad if someone has dental problems, and can’t afford more than $40 to have them fixed, but what the heck, while you are saving up for the teeth you really want you could wear these for photos, special occasions,  maybe a job interview.  I frequently see people in real life for whom these teeth would be a great improvement. Although the before folks in these photos seem to have fine looking teeth.

So if you'd like to have scary fx teeth check out Dental Distortions online. If you'd like to have pretty, natural teeth give us a call. We can help you with that. 703-532-1712 FallsChurchSmiles.com