Hovering

by Alison

dentist teAccording to the Alaska TV station, KTVA, “Prosecutors say an Alaska dentist charged with Medicaid fraud pulled a sedated patient’s tooth while riding a hoverboard” https://www.cnet.com/news/dentist-accused-of-extracting-teeth-while-riding-hoverboard-alaska/. As an English major, I just love that sentence. There is so much packed in that 18-word sentence. First off an Alaska dentist is being prosecuted for Medicaid fraud. Not a huge revelation, but still a scandal. Then that this dentist was pulling a patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard. That’s just nuts. It's so absurd that it even stumps google images. There are no dentists on hoverboards on Google.

hoverboardI can see riding a hoverboard here in the office as the floor is pretty open and certainly flat. But how on earth does this dentist end up on a hoverboard while treating patients? It strikes me as so absurd that it must be true.

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